19. Lesbian. TX

asmilinggoddess:

the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.

(Source: girlslike-y0u)

(Source: plasmaterial)

bronzedpearlsx:

There has NEVER been anything more true than this.

(Source: bradleycoopr)

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religiousdad:

roughrimjob:

ellen-voguee:

homosexuals think they have a sense of fashion but they are tragically mistaken. 

Right because you and your Walgreens glasses scream fashionista

DEVASTATED

We love you Dana. We miss you every day.

communistbakery:

if you were a flower
you’d be a damnnnndelion

ballpointpun:

fuckyeahitsalltimelow:

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE LIFESAVER MINTS HAVE A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE BECAUSE IF IT GETS CAUGHT IN YOUR THROAT YOU CAN STILL BREATHE.

that feature sounds like a real life saver

fragile-sinners:

old-school-shit:

gogul-mun:

slimmcharles:

makhaillamorris:

This man…

Translation: Don’t waste your time and energy on the wrong light.

*sigh*

wake up call

gambino gets me everytime

(Source: gambxno)

your-glasgow-smile:

"EXCUSE Me how dare u"

(Source: alxbngala)

Cuddling releases oxytocin, known as the “feel good” hormone. It increases happiness levels and relieves stress.

—(via psych-facts)